The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been crot haunted by memek the memory of bokep a bokep stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When crot I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women porn know and bokep all porn men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokep other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: bokep there’s sex as bokeh performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s memek far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokeh in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they porn could make their partner feel memek happy, bokeh while conserving porn their energy for bokep other tasks in bokeh hand. This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to bokeh what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder the crot cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokeh greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep crot but can you bokep get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ bokeh Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes crot from porn, porn memek porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokep her bokep sexual bokeh yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want crot to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan bokeh and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy porn during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. porn But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.