The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokeh room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn bokep declared the woman memek an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all porn men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokep In other words, memek you can’t measure memek passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s memek sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could crot make their partner feel happy, bokeh while porn conserving memek their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was bokeh the conclusion of another study by two researchers memek from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

bokeh It porn was bokeh like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get bokeh a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 crot after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if crot you memek want to attract a certain kind bokep of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda porn Jetha crot concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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