I’ve long been haunted by the memory memek of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to memek perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokep for bokep porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next porn morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner porn and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly memek confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new crot study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get memek a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after crot neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In crot their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokep to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re bokep a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men memek should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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