The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of memek a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept bokeh awake all night by a woman bokeh in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokep wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an porn ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to porn this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex bokep as bokeh performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a memek woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts bokep her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, bokeh crot they’d explain, porn porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving bokeh their energy for bokeh porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone porn to what they porn described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ memek in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you porn get a bloomin’ memek move crot on.’ Sound bokep familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena porn is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn crot drowned out their memek TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep bokep that’s crot what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokep that they were fertile and porn bokeh keen to copulate.

crot If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the bokeh need bokep to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men crot should take heed: bokeh crot the best sex may just be memek the bokeh quietest.