The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted memek by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokeh bokeh Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokeh by a woman in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokep ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word memek for memek caterwauling) to the memek receptionist crot the next morning, bokeh she rolled bokeh her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to bokeh this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of porn decibels: bokeh memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as crot genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts porn her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a bokeh fragile male ego, porn she’s bokeh far porn more likely to memek gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d memek explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving crot their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion crot of another study by two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokeh about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women memek were prone porn to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying memek this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ porn move on.’ Sound bokeh familiar, bokep ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if porn your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours bokeh complained crot that her crot sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m bokep concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only porn if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan bokeh bokep and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If bokeh you’re a sex worker, crot crot I can crot understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.