The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokeh (the memek delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an bokeh ‘actrice’, bokep or crot crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this bokep memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In memek other words, bokep you can’t measure passion bokeh in terms porn of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner crot feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the bokep University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that crot women were prone to what they bokep described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn crot so to speak.

A new study confirms porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokep chance porn the orgasm is being bokep faked bokep (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokep like a memek demented hyena is memek if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want crot to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha porn concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokep to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.