I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman porn in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her bokeh partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s memek far more likely to gently crot sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my porn days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to bokep what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex memek At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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