The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokep by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokeh Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokep a woman in memek a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly bokep that I wondered if bokep I bokep should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French memek word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes bokeh and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek bokep according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all bokeh makes scientific sense. bokeh It confirms what memek most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion bokep in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex crot as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far bokeh more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, memek female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, porn they’d bokep explain, crot so they could make crot their partner feel porn happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh bokeh and bokeh that women were bokeh prone to what they described as ‘copulatory bokep vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, porn the crot memek greater the chance memek the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

crot It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only porn if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher bokeh Ryan and memek memek Cacilda Jetha concluded bokeh the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. crot But if you’re memek not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may porn just be the quietest.