The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve crot long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter memek where I crot was kept awake all night by a woman in memek a nearby room screeching porn so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes bokeh scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, memek crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when porn a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid bokep super-vixen crot in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my days bokeh editing bokeh The crot Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh memek It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that crot women were bokep prone to what they described as crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokeh encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new bokeh bokeh study confirms the louder the memek bokeh cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokep like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but memek can you get a bloomin’ move porn on.’ Sound porn familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, crot crot that’s what you should be doing.’

crot Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a crot certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest crot primate cousins – was bokep to alert memek nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to bokep bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if crot you’re bokep not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.