The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the memek delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she porn rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an porn ‘actrice’, porn porn or memek sex worker.

Now, memek bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific memek sense. porn It memek confirms what most women know crot and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t bokep measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her bokeh partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to bokeh gently sigh and crot moan porn than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokep occasional basis, memek porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study memek by porn two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokep decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what crot they described bokeh as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A porn new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you porn get bokeh a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound porn familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your porn sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always crot equals bokeh better.

As bokep a woman from Sunderland porn porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokep out their TVs: crot ‘As far as bokep I’m concerned, bokeh that’s porn what porn you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

In their bokep book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan crot and porn porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot – based on observation bokep bokeh of bokep our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take bokeh heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.